Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Happy New Year's (Eve)


And a happy New Year's Eve to blogland!

It was just about 40 degrees when we got up this morning, with howling winds making it feel much colder. Since the temperatures are set to drop to about 20 tonight, it was time to actually wrap the exposed water pipes with insulation. And since Stud Muffin threw his back out not too long ago, I was elected "installer." Hrumf!

First, you have to don warm work clothes, eye protection (from the fiberglass), gloves, and a mask (in order to rob a bank if you find one under the house!) You also need to cover your hair, unless you enjoy clumps of mud dangling from it as you crawl around and bang your head on the floor joists.

I wore overalls and a sweatshirt on top of thermal underwear, scarf, wool socks and work boots. I started out with eye wear, but it kept fogging up. No mask to be found, so we went with the bandito look and tied a bandana around my face. Thin-ish gloves were procured and similarly discarded. Have you ever tried to unroll duct tape, cut it with scissors and tape insulation, while wearing gloves?? Guess I can cross "surgeon" off of my career list! Aren't I lovely (and happy?)



There are no "before" pictures, because Studly high-tailed it back into the warmth of the house and left me to get to work. So, here is the "after" picture.



For some (unknown) reason, the main water line was brought above ground under the porch, not under the house. It runs along the cinderblock skirting before it turns to head towards the connection under the house. The shiny stuff in the background is the foil-backed insulation. Closer in, running the width of the porch, I also covered the insulation with plastic sheeting, since water gets in through the porch floorboards.

I may never move again! Crawling, squatting, sitting and scooting in about 3 feet of space below the porch floor is just a bit more than I could handle this morning! But the deed is done, and hopefully there will still be running water in the morning!!

Here are my poor (hard) working clothes drying outside.



My boots are so clumped with wet mud! I need to chisel it off, but since I could barely GET them off, that job will have to wait for another day.



And who says I don't know how to dress up nice and partay??

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

First sentence meme

Being somewhat quiet around here, I stole this idea from Cauldron Ridge; sort of a look back on the year based on the first sentence of the first post of each month. Here's a trip down memory lane.

January
I hope everybody had a good welcome to the new year!

February
This is why I am intimidated by and in awe of my sister Christina , all at the same time.



March
Hard to believe that there is only one more of these Sundays from Singapore post after this!

April
Well, it's been raining here.



May
I am up to my eyeballs with work!

June
It's amazing what one guy and a bulldozer can do in a day!!

July
As much as I love summer fruits, this to me is the epitome of summer pleasure!



August
I am so tired of whining about how hot it is.

September
Had a wonderful trip to Vegas to help Almost Grown celebrate her 23rd birthday.



October
Anybody remember the Domino's ad campaign with the bunny-eared guy trying to thwart the Domino's delivery guy?

November
I woke up this morning at 4 AM to feed the "pesticle" dogs and realized that I had a headache.

Photo by Articulate Matter.

December
There is no beaver update this time.



Kind of a mixed bag, if you ask me. That's good, I guess. It means that that there were some adventures, I had some productive spans, and could share some of what goes on in my life.

Here's to the start of another year!

Saturday, December 27, 2008

The end of the year, as we know it!

What a wild week this has been, weather-wise. On Monday, I was freezing my patootie off with temperatures in the teens, madly shoving electric heaters under the house in order to thaw frozen water pipes.

Photo by canada-photos.com.

See? That's me in the backyard!

Today, Saturday... yeah, it's 72 degrees and I'm running my errands in sandals, airing my toes out for the world to see.

Photo by stuffyourownsafari.com.

Like this, except I don't have this many feet. The wind is howling and we will probably get slapped by a tornado later this afternoon.

All I can say is...What the...?

Studly and I awoke to a news report out of Hawaii, that Oahu (the island where Honolulu is, and my home town) was without any electricity.

Photo by davidfriend.net. Okay, this is New York, but you get the point!

Excuse me?? Does the President-elect know about this?? Wake him up! Oh yeah, he's on Oahu, so give him a flashlight. I sure hope his plans for infrastructure rejuvenation extends all the way to Hawaii!

Christmas is over and the retailers are on heart bypass system. At least on my end, I tried to make as many gifts as possible. Of course, it would've been nice if I remembered to take pictures of them before I sent them out!!

But I can show a few things. Remember this project?



Well, it turned into a knitting/crocheting tote for Almost Grown, complete with matching needle/hook roll, a book on crocheting socks, and some skeins of yarn she left behind when she decided to go to college, get smart, and start a life out of my reach!





And these socks?? They were for her too. She picked out the yarn, but I bet she forgot all about it.



For Not Quite Grown (who turns 21 in February and is demanding a new blog name,) I made a felted wool hat and matching mittens with extra long cuffs to keep her little wrists warm. But no picture *sigh.*

Also no picture for the kitchen cloths that I crochet for her in colors to match her first apartment's color scheme.

There were also mommy-made pillowcases for each girl, a family tradition. Sadly, and repeatedly... no pictures!

Studly got nothing handmade by me, but he did get some new work shirts and shoes, plus some other things I wasn't aware "I" bought for him.

BTW, according to some retailer that was interviewed on the news last night, socks and underwear were the biggest sellers in his store!! Go figure. Talk about "the basics!"

I got a new camera that I am still learning how to use. I made a short video clip of Sassy, but either Blogger or my browser won't let me upload it. I'll keep working on it

Photo by photo.lazymoon.org.

So the year is closing out, and as the ancient curse goes, "May you live in interesting times." I should say so! This past year has been more than interesting!! Freaky, weird, unbelievable, discouraging... all good words to describe this past year. And although I don't think we have hit the bottom of the financial fallout yet, there is (almost) nowhere to go but up!

Here's to a great New Year!

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Merry Christmas, y'all

If I don't talk to you (or visit your blog) in the next couple of days, I want to wish you all a very Merry Christmas! Or for Marmy, a Happy Christmas!



From my computer to yours!

We have water!!

Photo from pointsoflight.blogspot.com

Ah! Things are back to normal!

At 4:55 PM, just after I updated the last post with more whining, the water started to trickle out of the open taps! A bit later, we really had water flowing and hot water too. Visions of a hot shower danced trough my head!

Well, now we know where the weak spot in the system is, and it only took all day to find it! But we did it all by ourselves.

In the end, it required an oscillating heater under the house, aimed at the area where the water main comes up for underground. Then we realized that the porch flooring had open spaces that allowed the heat to float away (and the frickin' cold to get to the pipes in the first place!) So we laid thick moving blankets on the porch floor and ran the heater for about 5 hours. That did the trick.

And if it doesn't start raining this morning (as predicted) I will be back under the house wrapping pipes in said handy moving blankets and draping plastic tarp over everything!

Monday, December 22, 2008

Uh oh!

It's 14 degrees out this morning. (I know this is toasty for many people right now, but for me... yikes!) No snow, but dang cold. In fact, somewhere, we have frozen water pipes!

Photo by Count to Three

No water in the house or Bill's shop. There is water to my studio, which is at the start of the water line, but nowhere else. No toilet flushing, no dish washing, no showers unless you want to run through the cold back into the house from the studio!

Frozen pipes are more than an inconvenience.


Logo by frozenpipesburst.com

Frozen pipes can cause real damage when they finally thaw and start gushing water. Water in the pipes expands as it freezes and can crack even metal pipes. When it thaws... look out!

Photo by yaledailynews.com

Thankfully, we are home to work on this problem. If you are stupid unlucky enough to have this happen when you aren't around to take care of it, things can get really expensive!

Photo by 7thstreetreg.com

Update: It's now 4:30 PM and still no water! I have been under the house with an oscillating heater, warmed up one side, then rewrapped the pipe with insulation wrap. The heater is now on the other side of the house (second pipe up from underground) with moving blankets on the porch over to keep the heat in. No Water. It will be a long night.

Friday, December 19, 2008

I'm sorry

Photo by img.dailymail.co.uk

that I am so boring! I guess there really isn't anything exciting (or otherwise) to tell! I feel a bit like the gal in the picture... except she is young and blond, British, and apparently bored by a cooking magazine, and I'm none of those things!

The mail man keeps churning out textbooks with scary looking exercises for me. Yesterday, I got the lab manual for my Anatomy class. I see that I will have to do rude things with sheep hearts and brains. Oh Joy! Oh Rapture!

I had to take a blood test (yeah! I passed!) to prove that I am immune to Measles, Mumps, and Rubella, otherwise the school won't let me in (or finish registering for classes.) I had Mumps as a kid, and was exposed to Rubella, but who has medical records from childhood?? Certainly not me. Did they even keep records of such things back when dinosaurs walked the Earth??

Anyway, I got the report today and took it up to them. Got registered for my final online class, Physical Science. Now, I come up with the cash for tuition, finish getting my books and get a school ID. How about this one?

Courtesy of spudstravels.com

I could blend in and hang with the cool kids!

Stud Muffin hurt his back on Monday, so I have been taking care of him. The injection the nurse gave him had steroids in it, and that made his eyes swell up! Since he can't drive while on the pain meds, I have taken him into work when he needed to get something or meet a client. Meanwhile, I'm just sure that the beavers are building a high rise and hosting loud raucous parties in our absence.

What few Christmas gifts were prepared this year have all been mailed. Studly and I are having a very quiet holiday without either of the girls. They have to work the next day so they can't come home. This will be the first Christmas without them, so it is taking some getting use to.

The weather here has been funky, as suits my mood. We've had rain, some ice, lots of wind and temperatures that can't make up their mind! Today was near 70 degrees, but Sunday night will fall to 8. What's that all about?!?

See? I told you I was boring. And I do apologize. I will try to get into some trouble soon and post about it!