Stud Muffin and I went to Sam's Club the other day and amongst other things, were looking for some hamburger patties. Yes, I know I should just buy the meat and form the patties myself, but Studly likes hamburgers a lot. As in frequently. Maybe a couple times a week. And there is a limit to how much I wish to massage the meat, as it were.
Anyway, the store didn't have any packages available of pre-formed patties, so we bought a 10 pound chub instead. The "theory" was that I could just slice patties from this enormous tube of meat.
The first slice worked well, as I cut straight through the plastic wrap. From then on... disaster. The dental floss was a non-starter, so I went with a serrated knife and hacked away.
Studly said he knew that I always wanted a ginormous tube-steak. I said I was more interested in cutting the schlong into smaller pieces.
I packaged the patties in sets of two, and kept 3 out to cook for lunch.
In the end, I got 12 packages plus lunch for $18.44 or about $1.50 of meat per meal. Not bad considering.
And it ought to last a good long while. Like maybe until 4th of July!