Tuesday, May 5, 2009

You know the economy is bad when...

Another gem from Singapore Cindy!! Wish I knew who to credit for all these great lists!

The economy is so bad that--

1. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.

2. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

3. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Photo by www.bloomberg.com

4. Hot Wheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM.

5. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the stimulus Package.

6. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

7. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

8. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

9. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate; do you know how many kids are starving in the US?"

10. Motel Six won't leave the lights on for us anymore.

11. The Mafia is laying off judges.

By www.toonpool.com

12. If the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.


Celticspirit said...

Those are a riot! Thanks for the laugh.

MarmiteToasty said...

Ya daft cow...