Mail sent (to) a-broad and a new friend!

So you know how I love Marmite Toasty and how she has been having a bad go of it lately with her knee surgery. She is going through so much pain and worry and yet she can still lighten everyone's day with her humorous "twaddle."

I wanted to send her a little something to put a smile on her face, and figured, she of all people could appreciate these:



A panty pouch and matching booby trap one. I gave a hint of this over here.

Backside.

I mean, really, who wouldn't smile with those dancing frogs doin' their thing!

Bright green check interior.

Back when I had my 100th post giveaway, Marmy, upon not winning, said she wasn't interested in any of my veggies bags anyway, since she didn't eat veggies. I replied to her that I knew she liked tea (being British and all, it runs in their veins) and I was going to make her some reusable tea bags from a pile of thongs I found in the dumpster behind the local whorehouse.

Now, eeeeeewwwww, I would really do THAT, but she doesn't know it (shhhh!) But I did make some tea bags out of lacy bits I got on some Goodwill finds.

Black and white lace tea bags.

They needed a tag for the end of the string, so I made labels that read (on one side) "Knackered Knickers Tea Bags," and on the other side, "When you CAN'T afford the very best."



I got an email from Marmy this morning, and the package did exactly what I had hoped it would... gave her a good laugh and brightened her day!

On a totally unrelated matter, I had some free time in my studio yesterday. I got a little silly.



Can you guess what this is??




See the martini glasses?? Got a guess yet?

Alright, here is more of a view:



Last chance to guess! Scroll down for the answer.

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It's a COCKTAIL WIENER!!!!

Gawd, I crack myself up sometimes!


So you think I should put this up in my Etsy shop??