Okay, I actually stole this from Nick's Bytes. I even stole the same cartoon from exploratorium.edu!
A sure fire way to tell when your Thanksgiving turkey is thoroughly cooked! Add popcorn to the stuffing!
8 - 15 lb. turkey
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good)
1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT)
Salt/pepper to taste
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.
Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open and the bird flies across the room, it's done.
Of course, you could just wait for that timer thingie in every ceiling to start shrieking. As the smoke pours out of the oven, you'll know the bird it completely and thoroughly cooked!
More valuable cooking and holiday merry-making tips to come!
You're welcome!
6 comments:
I so dont understand the big fuss that many (note I said many not all) doodles make about cooking a turkey dinner....... most Brits cook a big Sunday roast each and every weekend.... with all the trimmings......
Rolling me eyes......
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You so should not be licensed to cook!
MYS
Ahaha! I like the vision of the turkey's ass blowing open the oven door.
Marmy ~ And I was going to share the wishbone with you! If you had gotten the bigger half, your wish would have come true. And you really need it. But too bad for you! Maybe if you roll your eyes some more, your wish will come true... Nah!!
MYS ~ Look who's calling the pot black! You cook your turkey in the paper bag you bring it home in!!
Not Quite Grown ~ I thought you could use the cooking tips!
I'm glad you could use it,Lisa. I love it when Monday jokes get passed around!
:)... wishbone fishbone lol.... are you a witch lol
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