::30:: Day 16

Bet you didn't think I could keep blathering at you for 16 days in a row, huh? It's my own personal filibuster!

Well, it's a rainy, drizzly, cloudy, clammy day, so not much happened. Stud Muffin had a meeting with the top sales guys (himself included!) and the Big Boss Man in the "bigger" city, so he got all dressed up pretty in a suit and tie.



That's my handsome guy, ladies and gentlemen! He used to wear a suit everyday to work, back when dinosaurs walked the earth, but now he's in a more casual environment.

Since things were so slow today, I was reading other people's blogs and decided to steal an idea from June Cleaver Nirvana and look at the keyword activity list from my stat counter program. Bet you didn't know that I have an invisible gizmo that reports who's been visiting, from where and all kinds of other neat info.

There is also a list of keywords that people have searched on Google or wherever that leads them to your blog. Pretty interesting stuff. I have the usual colors outside the lines kind of searches, but then there are these:

Colors for the outside of a house
Kismet Phoenix reversible hoodie (huh?)
What colors are armadillo
Christmas Carols for the mentally ill (which has never left the list since I published this classic.)

and, my personal favorite:

Sew a hand grenade (Hello??)

No kidding. Any of these searches will return a list which my blog is at or near the top of. Now, I wonder. If I sew a hand grenade, and then lob it at someone, will it explode into a cloud of stuffing and smother them? If not, maybe I have finally figured out what to make people for Christmas. Great gift idea, yes??

Beyond this, I got nothin' for you. Except this picture send to me by my friend Cindy in Singapore.



Good night, y'all!